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Give me the damm visa

2012-01-16T10:04:00.001+05:30

I don't why I am waiting this long for my number.What is written in my fate is a real mystery for me and is annoying me badly.I don't know what went wrong in the past or of course some really bad decisions leads to this situation of mine.I am exactly doing nothing for past few days.The only ray of hope is my bright future which doesn't seems bright because of no reason but because of my dumbness.In past few days i lost many things, i lost control over my body ,over my mind and behavior vise i become more terrible.I am started loosing faith in God.What i have gained is almost equivalent to nothing?Is this misery of the life , though I am in the most comfortable phase of my life(physically).But mentally the situation is inverse.I think internet and my lovely laptop is a god gift to me and they are help in my survival of this extreme difficult phase of my life.Without them I really cannot think of living any movement.
I have this tremendous ability to think differently in every situation which i think i am loosing because of the dumbness.I really want to get rid of the situation.I am desperately waiting for my visa of life.I am feeling real dead here,its the similar feeling of being sick.I want a treatment ,i want to become healthy.Dear God if you are reading this ,please let me free. I want to do something productive,I want to earn money.Please free me from this.Please give me the visa.

Know your time of death

2011-02-23T01:45:00.002+05:30

Just discovered cool tool online .

It shows the time remaining before you are going to die.

http://www.deathclock.cc/

there are many other clocks

if you k term death now are not satisfied with this clock!!

just google the term death clock

Bad Strangers

2011-01-26T21:08:00.003+05:30

hi there

(offline)

Dude!! listen I am going to there in few days.Now because its foreign you need to stay united , no matter how difficult it is from you. Don't show your ego to me, show somewhere where it is necessary.

What Crap ??

Why am I reading this ......

(some of you must be thinking...)

well i don't know , so click the cross button over in the corner and behave like a bad stranger :)

Mood Disaster

2011-01-25T19:16:00.003+05:30

Dude if you are mad at something does't mean go and kill him . Thats insane and wired.

Sad Expression :-(

2011-01-24T17:25:00.002+05:30

I sad and there is no reason for being sad.I don't know why I am sad.Might be consequence of many sequential mistakes/decisions/delay.But when you are sad the environment around also become sad.If you are driving a vehicle , it also start sounding sad.Adding his acceptance into sadness.Everybody else you look at also appear sad to you.
Expression of sadness in real life is not easy.In online world we express this by :-( symbol.However some people start righting diary which turn into novel.A unique creation of sadness.Sadness make you creative.But still sadness is bad.

There is no exact remedy of sadness.Chemist says its a chemical problem in your body, it is a reaction causes by your action added by a psychologist. Doctors say its a miner illness happen to everybody take this blah blah pill and remove it.

Keep It Simple

2011-01-21T08:15:00.003+05:30

Keep It Simple and Sophisticated :KISS
A hardcore rule to do/implement things or process.Developers often ignore this rule while developing.We have many example of simple and popular things around , like google or wikipedia.Simple interference and that it.No trouble in designing complex template which end up in very complex website.Simplicity is still key to many answers and that is why it is appealing to the customer especially in web markets.

Aim of your life

2011-01-20T17:28:00.007+05:30

What is aim of my life ? . As you grow big the question strikes everyday in your mind.Like Shakespeare's classical thoughts aim changes with your age. Really , I think aim of my life is to earn money.

Time : 4:30 pm
Date : 24 oct 2010
Place : my college
Occasion : HR interview (campus placement)

Interviewer : So what is your ultimate aim ?
Me :(thoughts: I need that post I can't say money ..... no no its against the ethics.. )

Interviewer: (staring at me with his big glasses !!)
Me :Sir ... Sir ... Its I want......(humming... )

Interviewer: You want to do something meaningful so that it change others life
Me : Yes sir(wow!!!!)

Unfortunately I got rejected in that interview but now I know the aim of my life.

Is it the humbug created by management gurus or really it is the real thing?
Because success people often justify this argument.From the interview point of view this answer is perfect.Because it is part of damm... bookish knowledge of MBA people.

From the philosophical point of view answer is To attain ultimate satisfaction(what is satisfaction is now your issue not mine).

About me : I really don't know what is my aim?
But this I know that my short term aim is money.

What is your aim??

Web Marketing via Facebook

2011-01-18T19:18:00.006+05:30

Problem

I am a website owner and I want more traffic on my website.What should I do??

Solution

FACEBOOK

Yes , Facebook is the solution of your problem.

Now I am presenting a series of methods which will help you to attract more traffic to your website.

Make your own account

First of all if you don't have a facebook account then make one.In order to attract more traffic it is essential that you are part of facebook community.

Make a facebook page for your website

Make a page of your website on facebook.The procedures and all details are given on facebook "log in" just click on 'create page'.Through this your webpage become part of facebook.There are many success stories of this method.Blogging sites like lifehacker ,boing boing attract new readers from this even big companies like google,amazon have their facebook pages.The best use of this page is that you are directly connected to the customer and get a immidiate feedback.

Enable user to log in to your website using facebook id

This really good idea to enable user to use facebook identity to get acess to your site.This is very good from visitor's point of view because he don't need to fill annoying forms to get a user id.It is useful for website user because through this you can access to his facebook friend list.

Website like Slideshare is providing this facility to its user and that might the reason for growing popularity of this website.

Create list of popular post on your blog

This thing particularly very helpful for bloggers.A very popular blog Digital Inspiration and Technology claims that by adding facebook widgets visitors tend to stay longer on website or blog. You can read that complete post here.

Add I LIKE button to your webpage

You can simultaneously add "I Like" button or "share this on facebook" button to your page.

Facebook for developers

Facebook provides documentation for developers.You can visit facebook for developers for more information.This page is very helpful as it provides documentation,forums and blogs.This page help you to develop applications or widgets according to your need.

Facebook application

Most of the facebook applications are dumb intellectually , but this provide a key method to advertise and promote your product.

Facebook Ad

Lastly you can always use facebook's advertisement service.

Summery

Facebook can be proven a handy tool to attract more traffic if used properly and can divert large traffic to your website.

What if they start charging money for Twitter

2010-12-28T22:20:00.002+05:30

Outline:
I was watching the to the video of Mr Guy Kawasaki on internet.He is a venture capitalist and ex-employee of apple computers.

==>>You can see that video here<<==

In the last part of his talk he answered a question about twitter.And he projected a idea for making payment for tweets.

Do you agree:
My straight answer would be NO!!. I think charging for tweets is very bad idea.Its a great idea to make quick money.But somewhat similar to kill your hen who is giving you one golden egg every day.

Lets say :
Lets say we implemented his idea of charging for tweets.Say $1 per 1000,000.Practically its nothing if you are making 1 tweet hour then you can approximately tweet for almost 114 years.Truly WORTHLESS!!

The golden egg:
According to the statistics there are more then 75 million users of twitter .$75 M straight in your hand if you apply this.Whooa or Eureka thing!!!

Side effects:
Now lets examine the negative points of this decision.

Dislike Idea
First of all there are people who don't like the idea and left you so twitter started loosing its base.
Competition
Now there are many websites who are still offering this service for free and suddenly one become popular because it has a advantage of cost.Now there are many companies who are attracting crowd your monopoly is over.
Free Thing
There is a physiological thing is attached with the term "FREE".I don't know what it is but every one like free stuff and most of us don't want to pay for anything.So this physiology drive me away from twitter.

Whats next:
The power of twitter is 75M users.And in this new scenario there are much less users so people who are existing user may start switching(because $1 is worthless anyway)

New generation:
Most important thing the new generation never going to pay for this.They don't know how important it is.And this is sure that twitter is no more attracting new people.

Conclusion:
At first sight it may generate a lot of capital but on in whole charging for tweets is really bad idea.No matter how small amount is but free stuff is free stuff!!.

i don't know why you are here

2010-12-27T16:18:00.002+05:30

I am free these days really don't know what to do.Just playing Gualm Ali "hungama hai kyo barpa".After been to some blog post of our great IIMA-ian ,being the part of such a wonderful institute they have really good ability to write.Some blog post are really interesting

समीर जी की उड़न तश्तरी से...(साभार )

2009-09-19T13:22:00.002+05:30

इसे "उड़न तश्तरी" से लिया गया है :View POST

बदला बहुत जमाना बेटा
घर की लाज बचाना बेटा.

नर नारी सब एक बराबर
बीबी लड़की लाना बेटा.

होटल मंहगे बहुत हुए हैं
खाना घर पर खाना बेटा.

देर लगे गर घर आने में,
मिस्ड कॉल भिजवाना बेटा.

मिलता कर्जा, लेना उतना
जितना तुम भर पाना बेटा.

क्या पाओगे पढ़ लिख कर तुम
नेता तुम बन जाना बेटा.

खेल कूद में नाम कमा कर
फिल्में भी अजमाना बेटा.

बूढ़े अम्मा बाबा से भी
मिलने को तुम आना बेटा.

पोता कितना बड़ा हुआ है
फोटो तो भिजवाना बेटा.

बच्चे तेरे इंग्लिश बोलें
हिन्दी भी सिखलाना बेटा.

कुछ सालों में तुम बच्चों को
यही मेल भिजवाना बेटा.

-समीर लाल ’समीर’

वाह देवेश जी!!

2009-04-19T07:20:00.000+05:30

तुम खट्टी होगी...
पर सच्ची होगी...
अभी छौंक रही होगी हरी चिरी मिर्चें...
खट्टे करौंदों के साथ...
या कच्ची आमी के...
या नींबू के...
या ना भी शायद...

नाप रही होगी अपना कंधा...
बाबू जी के कंधे से...
या भाई से...
और एड़ियों के बल खड़ी तुम्हारी बेईमानी
बड़ा रही होगी तुम्हारे पिता की चिंता...

तुम भी बतियाती होगी छत पर चढ़ चढ़
अपने किसी प्यारे से...
और रात में कर लेती होगी फोन साइलेंट...
कि मैसेज की कोई आवाज पता न चल जाए किसी को...
तुम्हें भी है ना...
ना सोने की आदत...
मेरी तरह...
या शायद तुम सोती होगी छककर... बिना मुश्किल के...
जब आना...
मुझे भी सुलाना...

गणित से डरती होगी ना तुम...
जैसे मैं अंग्रेजी से...
या नहीं भी शायद...
तुम लड़ती होगी अपनी मम्मी से...
पापा-भैया से भी,कभी कभी...
मेरी तरह...
पर तुम्हें आता होगा मनाना...
मुझे नहीं आता...
बताना...
जब आना...

तुम खट्टी होगी...
चोरी से फ्रिज से निकालकर
मीठा खाने में तुम्हें भी मजा आता होगा ना
तुम भी बिस्किट को पानी में डुबोकर खाती होगी...
जैसे मैं...
या शायद तुम्हें आता होगा सलीका खाने का...
मुझे भी सिखाना...
जब आना...

देवेश वशिष्ठ 'खबरी'
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engeneering dude!!!

2009-04-01T07:15:00.000+05:30

ना back की परवाह , ना subjects सारे clear हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

ना job की tension ,ना future का कोई fear हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

हाथ में किताबों की जगह , table पर beer हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

c++,java नहीं chating अपना career हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

late nite studies नहीं ,late night premier हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

यहाँ कोई einstein नहीं,यहाँ पर सब shakespeer हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

हम रहे भले चंगे ,चाहे देश की हालत severe हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

उड़न तश्तरी से ....

2009-02-16T07:05:00.000+05:30

प्रेम दिवस का भूत देखिये, सबका मन भँवरा बोराय
हम बैठे हैं पांव पसारे, दोनों घुटनन रहे पिराये.

हम तो ठहरे बुढ पुरनिया, घर में भांग रहे घुटवाय
दूध जलेबी छान के दिन में, हुए टनाटन हम तो भाय.

सबकी बीबी फेयर लवली, माँग रही है खूब इठलाय
हमरी बीबी बाम रगड़ती, कहती है कि मर गये हाय.

नये लोग हैं नया गीत है, इलु पर दये कमर मटकाय,
हम तो बैठे तिलक लगा कर, आरत राम लला की गाय.

देखो उनकी कैसी मस्ती, पिकनिक पर खण्डाला जाय
बीबी हमरी धड़कन सुनके, ब्लड प्रेशर की दवा खिलाय.

क्यू सता रही हो यार तुम..

2009-01-01T19:05:00.000+05:30

आज शाम फिर वही गुज़ारी
जहा मैं किताब पढ़ता रहता
और तुम्हारी गोद में
सर मेरा रखा होता था..

तुम तिनका डालकर कानो
में मेरे सताती थी
मेरे हाथ में तुम्हारा
हाथ रखा होता था...

दोनो देखते रहते आसमान
से गिरते हुए सूरज को
अंधेरा जल भुन कर माथे
पर आ चुका होता था

उठकर चल देते थे हम
हाथो में हाथ लिए
तुम्हारा सर मेरे
काँधे पर होता था

हर बार पार्किंग का टोकन
खो देता था जेब से अपनी
और तुम्हारे पर्स में
ना जाने कहा से वो होता था

गरम गरम दूध जलेबी
गेन्दामल हलवाई की
दोनो मिट्टी के सिकोरो
में एक साथ खाते थे हम

ख़ाली सड़को पे बातें
करते हुए चलते रहते
एक दूजे का हाथ थामे
भूल जाते सब ग़म

चूड़ीवाले को देखते ही
तुम्हारी ज़िद शुरू हो जाती
और मुआ चूडी वाला भी
तुम्हे देखते ही वहा आ जाता था

तुम भागकर सड़क पार करती थी
ओर मैं तुम पर चिल्लाता था..
घबरा कर तुम्हारे पास आता
क्या यार नीना साँसे निकाल देती हो!

इक रोज़ फिर ऐसे ही तुम्हारा
सड़क को पार करना हुआ था
मैं तब दूसरे छोर पे था
तबसे तुम उस ओर चली गयी

आज शाम फिर वही गुज़ारी
सुखी टहनियो के नीचे..
मगर मेरे हाथो में कोई
किताब नही होती है..

तिनके बिखरे हुए है
अब भी यहाँ वहाँ..
हवाएं आकर इन्हे
उड़ा ले जाती है..

अकेला चलता हू मेरे
काँधे झुके से है थोड़े...
सामने से साथ आता हुआ
कोई जोड़ा दिख जाता है..

तुमसे पार्किंग का कूपन
माँगने से पहले ही
जेब में पार्किंग का
कूपन मिल जाता है

इक रोज़ चूड़ी वाले ने पूछा था बस!
अब वो भी नही आता है
तुम्हारे लिए चूड़िया ख़रीद लू
पर तुम अब ज़िद ही नही करती

हलवाई के यहा जाता हू
भीड़ में शायद वो
देख नही पाता..
दो सिकोरे मेरी ओर बढ़ाता है

कब तक तुम्हे साथ लेकर
चलता रहूँगा मैं..
मुझसे अब ये नही होता है
होंठो को मुस्कुराहट देने
वाला दिल अकेले में बहुत रोता है...

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